Humorous Quotes of Companies
Presented by:
Jeffrey S. Weil,
As of tomorrow, employees will only be able to access the building using individual security cards. Pictures will be taken next Wednesday, and employees will receive their cards in two weeks.
My boss spent the entire weekend retyping a 25-page proposal that only needed corrections. She claims the disk I gave her was damaged and she couldn't edit it. The disk I gave her was write-protected.
We recently received a memo from senior management saying, "This is to inform you that a memo will be issued today regarding the subject mentioned above."