Top Five Signs Your Company is Planning a Layoff!

5. CEO frequently overheard mumbling, "Eeny-Meeny-Miney-Moe."

 
4. Dr. Kevorkian hired as the new "Transition Consultant"

 
3. Windows 95 shutdown screen now reads, "It's Now Safe to Start Looking for Work."

 
2. Your boss keeps asking you when he or she can "show" your cubicle.

 
1. Giant yard sale in front of corporate headquarters.

 



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