"Since my last report, this employee has reached rock bottom and has started to dig."
"This associate is really not so much of a has-been, but more of a definitely won't-be."
"Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a trap."
"This young lady has delusions of adequacy."
"He sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them."
"This employee should go far, and the sooner he starts, the better."
"This employee is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot."